First of all, I haven't a single clue as to what the hell my blog title means. I'm assuming that the forehead slap is for anyone who reads this because I give you permission to virtually slap my forehead. Why? Because I haven't blogged in....since October. YIKES! The Nemo part....well I've been in a hyper, call-me-crazy, animation mood. Finding Nemo...ya know? Finding Sanity is the title of my day.
So since it's been so long here's another long update on crap that's been going on in my life. Are you ready? Sit down and get comfortable....Ready now? Dammit hurry up and get your drink and snack already! Okay, ready, set....GO!
1. I got home by flying (which was totally amazing and I want to do it again sometime soon.)
2. My mom cried, I tried not to and was successful.
3. Okay, fine. It was a single tear. Dammit, okay a few!
4. I got into high school. It's a really awesome program that lets me sit down and use the computer (which I do best) and for 4 hours a day a do my work that way at the local high school to get the credits I don't have.
5. I started out with 5 credits to my name. No wait excuse me. It was 5.25 apparently.
6. Why the hell do they have to make a quarter credit? That's just stupid. It's like saying our effort in that class was worth zip.
7. I only had five...point twenty-five credits because in my first year of HS (High School, for the abbreviationally [yes I know it's not a word] retarded) I was at my hometown HS (where I am now that we moved) for only three months before we move to a crappier and even, amazingly enough, dinkier town and since their HS sucked I went to online school.
8. The online school sucked too because even though I did allmy work. They gave me NOTHING for it.
9. A-holes.
10. Then for my sophomore year I went back to Crappy Valley High and I was like, major depressed. So I didn't do much. Which is why I have the 5...point 25 credits.
11. Went back for my Junoir year...dropped out before the end of the sememster resulting in zero credits. I planned on just getting my GED.
12. Obviously, that didn't happen. Because I got into an even better and most awesome program since my mom moved us back to my hometown.
13. This is my lucky number.
14. Okay so now that you know about my credit story. Let me tell you what I did a few weeks after getting home.
15. I went to DISNEYLAND and CALIFORNIA ADVENTURE! Hell yes, be jealous.
16. First time at C.A. and it was wicked. Tower of Terror was so much fun. My mom is afraid of elevators and almost broke my hand when we went on the ride.
17. The hand hurting was totally worth hearing her scream.
18. We went for 5 days, by the way. Most magical, grooviest, fun, amazing time ever.
19. I adore Disneyland, by the way. I think it might be one of the few puerile things about me.
20. I paid for everything. My mom is slowly paying me back because it was originally her idea.
21. Since my birthday is the 21st (of May, just so you know [so that you can wish my a H.B. on my H.B.]) I'll tell you what I got last year. A new room! Haha, cause you know, my mom moved. But besides literally, she got me loads of new decorations for my new red and black themed (Lots of Paris stuff too) room.
22. In August of last year I started a college class. Since I'm still in HS, the community college allows me one free class there each semester.
23. Last semester I took Human Growth and Development because PSY101 was full.
24. It was okay. I did awesome. Got an A.
25. On week three of this semester now. I'm taking PSY101.
26. And loving it so far.
27. For bragging measure- I have 39 out of 40 points already. Ooh-rah!
28. My big brother has a new girlfriend. One the whole family actually likes. He wants to marry her and her him.
29. She's 26, he just turned 21. He needs her as much as she needs him. They are perfect together.
30. The bastards are moving to Hawaii. (Where she's from, actually.)
31. I'm gonna miss them both. And I'll cry when they leave.
32. It's only for 6 months but still. He's my big bro and I think of her as the big sister I never had.
33. Crying sucks. I'm going to take Excedrin an hour before they leave so when I do cry, I don't get a damn headache.
34. Are you yawning yet? If not, award yourself to chocolate...or whatever candy you desire.
35. Stay away from mine.
36. Oh, my youtube series....sucked. I made three videos. I think. They all sucked. I'm not a vlogger for sure.
37. OMG.
38. I got braces. I can't believe that's not the first thing I said. But I've had them since late October so I'm kinda used to them now.
39. I lost 10 pounds the first week I had them on because my teeth hurt so bad I couldn't eat anything but soup, jello, ice cream, mashed potatoes (with gravy, of course) and mac and cheese.
40. Mac and cheese I'm too crazy about though. Unless it's Velveeta. But that's expensive for one damn box.
41. Um.
42. Yeah, I think that's all I have for right now.
43. Are you relieved?
44. Hey, I just realized. That would of sucked if I missed a number.
45. Oh, I have to do an written ad for some shows I love.
46. CRIMINAL MINDS, watch it man. My Nan got me hooked. She introduced me to it because she knew I wanted to be a profiler.
47. LEVERAGE, dude that show is the bomb. It has style in a why that style can't style. And Tim Hutton...come on...he sells the show.
48. DROP DEAD DIVA, my ladies you will love this show. No doubt. It's hilarious, heart-melting, dramatic and a mode of other things that you'll just have to watch to understand.
49.WHITE COLLAR, two amazing men that capture the ladies hearts and the men's respect. One charming thief and con-man and an rough-around-the-edges FBI agent who is very endearing.
50. RIZZOLI & ISLES, only one season done so far but this summer the second one comes out and I just know it's going to blow me away.
51. BONES, Booth and Brennan...the duo that we all love to watch for their intelligence, mystery and incredibly frustrating habit of not admitting their feelings!
52. CASTLE, another duo that captures the hearts of everyone who watches. The rugged and charming author and the head-strong and clever detective need to get things moving along before they catch aflame!
53. COVERT AFFAIRS, one season so far and it's already a favorite among others. Watch and you'll know why!
54. THE MENTALIST, this show isn't as well known as it should be. There's a little romance, jealousy but the mystery and mind-blowing plots make up for it!
55. NCIS, a show that almost everyone knows about. How could you not? It's into its 8th season and still going strong!
56. IN PLAIN SIGHT, I haven't seen too much of this show. But it caught my interest. It's pretty damn good so far. I love Mary and Marshall.
57. And last, but not least, HAWTHORNE, I saw caught a few episodes of the first season and every single episode of the second and the drama, romance and suspense is well worth the slow start!
58. Okay, I'm done. I watch a lot of TV. I know.
59. Actually I watch all of it online since I don't have TV service.
60. HOLY Mother of Annoying Ducks. I'm at 60. I'm sorry, to whoever is still reading this. If you are.
61. Congrats, you just read the ramblings of a female who took too damn long to update her update.
62. There's more that happened in my life, I'm sure. I just can't think of anything else right now and I'm hungry. So I'll end this with a 63rd ending. Next time I'll do 69 :D
63. Now, you may have some of my candy. What do you want?
